Total Medals Earned: 411 (From 60 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,360 Points
Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (205/205 points)
Defeat the first guy.
Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 7/12 (70/330 points)
-1 Life!
Unwrap an Empty Present
Unwrap a Rare Present
Complete the Impossible Quizmas
Collect all 45 Quizmas Presents
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/375 points)
Serve 3 customers in a row
Give the fork to a customer at the very last minute
Serve 20 customers in a row
Get 5 Close Call! in a single run
Serve 30 customers in a row
Reach the 5-stars restaurant level
Get 10 Close Call! in a single run
Get 15 Close Call! in a single run.
Serve 60 customers in a row
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Just get a score i.e. anything more than zero.
Get a score worthy of a silver medal.
Get a score worthy of a gold medal.
Medals Earned: 3/20 (15/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Smash a goomba
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
You clicked play! You are so amazing!
Medals Earned: 17/17 (85/85 points)
Wow! You are so amazing for doing that. Here are 5 points for doing that!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (70/155 points)
Choose food
Apple is Invading!
Beat Maze.exe
What's in there?
Millenium Falcon
Search for something that will bring up a different search result.
Medals Earned: 7/18 (75/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.